bananas – Orangette https://orangette.net Fri, 22 Jul 2016 23:53:27 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.2.2 Out here, up here https://orangette.net/2016/07/out-here-up-here/ https://orangette.net/2016/07/out-here-up-here/#comments Fri, 22 Jul 2016 22:17:30 +0000 http://orangette.net/?p=9647 Today I come to you from Sitka, Alaska, where I’ve been since last Saturday, leading a writing workshop on memoir and place. I’m among the faculty for the first-ever Sitka Arts and Science Festival, a week of multi-disciplinary cross-pollination and collaboration dreamed up by the Sitka Fine Arts Camp and several local partners, with support from the National Endowment for the Arts. It’s been cool and misty almost every day, summer-in-Sitka-y. I didn’t bring enough clothing for this weather, even though, after fourteen years in the Pacific Northwest, I ought to know better. I’m re-wearing what I did bring. Today is day four for these leggings, day two for this sweatshirt. I’ve been wearing my cheap Uniqlo down vest, and it spits out tiny white…

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I stand by my assessment https://orangette.net/2012/10/i-stand-by-my-assessment/ https://orangette.net/2012/10/i-stand-by-my-assessment/#comments Fri, 26 Oct 2012 20:57:00 +0000 https://elitemporaryblog.wordpress.com/2012/10/26/i-stand-by-my-assessment I know. The universe does not need another recipe for a banana baked something. And yet. It’s a rainy Friday afternoon, and I have a couple of hours(!) home alone(!) to do whatever(!) I want(!), which is mostly to eat Häagen-Dazs coffee ice cream and stare at the wall. Brandon and June are out on the town, having a lunch date at a friend’s new restaurant. I hope June is polite and doesn’t spit up at the table or get totally milk-drunk and harass the server – or that, if she does, she at least tips well. Baby jokes! It’s come to this! God, I am so, so sorry. I’ve been wanting to tell you about this recipe for several…

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A clear sign https://orangette.net/2008/08/a-clear-sign/ https://orangette.net/2008/08/a-clear-sign/#comments Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:11:00 +0000 https://elitemporaryblog.wordpress.com/2008/08/26/a-clear-sign I know I’m not supposed to say this, but I think fall may be coming soon. Also, and I know I’m really not supposed to say this, but I baked banana bread again. I’m so sorry, on both counts. Clearly, I have a problem. If my count is correct, this is the sixth, SIXTH, banana bread and/or cake recipe that I have written about here. Is there some sort of treatment facility for this? A Betty Ford Center for Banana Bread Dependency? I try to stop myself, but I am weak. So weak. Especially when there is honey involved, and when there are crumbly bits of cinnamon sugar on top, and when some of those crumbly bits fall onto the…

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Big, bad, banana https://orangette.net/2006/10/big-bad-banana/ https://orangette.net/2006/10/big-bad-banana/#comments Tue, 10 Oct 2006 05:52:00 +0000 https://elitemporaryblog.wordpress.com/2006/10/10/big-bad-banana I was not an easy child. I was afraid of thunderstorms, and of the vacuum cleaner. My head was so big that I would wind up in tears when my mother tried to wedge it through a turtleneck. I was terrified of needles, so much so that nurses had to sit on me to give me my booster shots. Even sweet, wrinkly E.T. scared the crap out of me, with his weird misshapen head and creepy glowing finger. And on top of all that, I hated bananas. Kids are supposed to love bananas — when all else fails, that, at least, is supposed to be easy. My poor, patient mother did her best. To ease her mind, she once consulted…

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