{"id":1844,"date":"2004-08-03T23:40:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-03T23:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elitemporaryblog.wordpress.com\/2004\/08\/03\/free-range"},"modified":"2004-08-03T23:40:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-03T23:40:00","slug":"free-range","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orangette.net\/2004\/08\/free-range\/","title":{"rendered":"Free range"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just walked down to Scarecrow Video to return discs 1 and 2 of <em>Six Feet Under <\/em>and pick up discs 3 and 4. Am so excited. Think I&#8217;ll try to prolong the gratification by only letting myself watch two episodes at a sitting. Can hardly wait. Good thing I don&#8217;t have a television, so I can&#8217;t get this irrationally excited about too many other shows.<\/p>\n<p>But this is all a tangent. The real meat of the deal is that, as I was walking home, I saw a <strong>chicken.<\/strong> I was on 11th Ave NE, near 56th St.&#8211;no barns in sight, just some asphalt&#8211;when a brown-and-grayish chicken came nonchalantly hopping out of someone&#8217;s yard and onto the sidewalk a couple of feet in front of me. She trotted along for a few seconds and then nonchalantly hopped back onto the lawn. I was caught off guard and a little startled, but then I was all jealousy: someone nearby is probably getting <strong>fresh eggs straight from their backyard<\/strong>, and I&#8217;m not.<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just walked down to Scarecrow Video to return discs 1 and 2 of Six Feet Under and pick up discs 3 and 4. Am so excited. Think I&#8217;ll try to prolong the gratification by only letting myself watch two episodes at a sitting. Can hardly wait. Good thing I don&#8217;t have a television, so I can&#8217;t get this irrationally excited about too many other shows. But this is all a tangent. The real meat of the deal is that, as I was walking home, I saw a chicken. I was on 11th Ave NE, near 56th St.&#8211;no barns in sight, just some asphalt&#8211;when a brown-and-grayish chicken came nonchalantly hopping out of someone&#8217;s yard and onto the sidewalk a couple of&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v17.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Free range | Orangette<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"http:\/\/orangette.net\/2004\/08\/free-range\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Free range | Orangette\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Just walked down to Scarecrow Video to return discs 1 and 2 of Six Feet Under and pick up discs 3 and 4. 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