{"id":1779,"date":"2005-01-28T06:10:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-28T06:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elitemporaryblog.wordpress.com\/2005\/01\/28\/two-holy-trinities-failure-and-the-gratin-that-saved-the-date"},"modified":"2015-09-24T03:54:31","modified_gmt":"2015-09-24T03:54:31","slug":"two-holy-trinities-failure-and-the-gratin-that-saved-the-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orangette.net\/2005\/01\/two-holy-trinities-failure-and-the-gratin-that-saved-the-date\/","title":{"rendered":"Two holy trinities, failure, and the gratin that saved the date"},"content":{"rendered":"
It\u2019s been a long, mundane week. By day, I poke and prod at other people’s punctuation. I cross items off the list. I fall asleep on the bus. And I pass my nights on the couch with a highlighter and a pack of Post-It flags, wrapped in a wool blanket and wearing pink-and-green Christmas gag-gift socks with candy canes and \u201cSweet Stuff\u201d<\/strong> printed around the ankle.<\/p>\n After so much toil and troubling footwear, I\u2019ve earned something very, very good. Short of dashing Frenchmen beating down my door, I at least deserve a glass of wine, a piece of cake, and hours of exuberant hip-shaking and singing to myself. With years of practice, I’ve learned what makes me happy, and although I don’t often go so far as to surprise myself with flowers, I\u2019m quite good at anticipating and fulfilling my needs. After all, as Autumn, wise waxtician and facialist of Duque<\/a>, says, \u201cHoney, you\u2019re always<\/em> dating yourself!\u201d I set to work on Margot\u2019s trademark sourdough chocolate cake<\/a>, a moist, fine-crumbed wonder I\u2019d helped to make several times but had never put together on my own. Somewhere between greasing the pan and creaming the butter, I poured myself another half glass of wine. [For the scorekeepers present, that\u2019s one and a half very modest glasses, total<\/strong>.] Then things started to get a little unsettling. Half an hour later, I sent the following e-mail to Margot:<\/p>\n \u201cI hate myself. Apparently, the holy trinity was not a very cooperative team. I may have simply been very tired, or maybe delirious from too many nights in those socks, but I blame this disaster on my pathetic and intractable lightweight<\/a> status. It was clearly time to get something into my stomach. Luckily, I\u2019d planned ahead.<\/p>\n For a year or so, I\u2019ve been a subscriber to Lynne Rossetto Kasper\u2019s Splendid Table<\/em><\/a> <\/em>Weeknight Kitchen<\/em> e-mail newsletter<\/a>. Each Tuesday I find a new recipe in my inbox, led off by a lusty description from Ms. Rossetto Kasper herself. A few weeks ago, the focus was an egg and tomato gratin from Jacques P\u00e9pin\u2019s newest book, Jacques P\u00e9pin Fast Food My Way<\/em><\/a>. A simple layered dish of gently boiled egg, saut\u00e9ed onions and tomato perfumed with thyme, and gruy\u00e8re cheese<\/strong>, it sounded like a holy trinity in its own right. And it could easily be made in single servings, a distinct bonus when you\u2019re dating yourself.<\/p>\n So, cheeks burning from the cake failure and wine, I opened the refrigerator and pulled from its cool belly the container of saucy saut\u00e9ed onions and tomato I\u2019d made only a few days earlier. I turned the oven up to 400, put an egg on the stove to boil\u2014a blessedly easy task, perfect for restoring culinary confidence\u2014and grated a handful of gruy\u00e8re. While the gratin baked, broiled, and bubbled<\/strong> in its ramekin, I toasted a few slices of day-old La Brea wheat baguette for dipping and scooping, and I set the table.<\/p>\n
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The evening thus began with an after-work stop for the holy trinity of foodstuffs<\/strong>: a bottle of wine, good dark chocolate, and butter. Coming home, I took down one of the wine glasses my neighbors recently lent me\u2014ah, the luck of having generous teetotalers next door!\u2014and I preheated the oven and fired up the stereo. Then I retrieved from the refrigerator my beloved jar of sourdough starter<\/a>, foamy, thick, and very lively, thanks to a recent feeding.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
I just made your sourdough chocolate cake and accidentally left out the sugar<\/em><\/strong>. There I was, working the hand-beaters feverishly, thinking, “Wow, this butter is creaming really strangely with these eggs. Usually, recipes tell you to cream the butter with the sugar before<\/em> adding the eggs. Hmmm. I guess the sugar comes later in this recipe. How weird.” But I carried on and even tasted the finished batter before pouring it into the pan, thinking, “Well, it tastes okay<\/em>, I guess.” Then, while washing the bowls, I finally started to panic, realizing that I’d added no sugar at all. Ever<\/em>. I went back and reread the recipe and realized, sure enough, that I’d completely missed the “cream sugar and<\/em> butter<\/em> blah blah blah” part. Needless to say, I took the thing out of the oven, poured it down the garbage disposal, and started hating myself<\/strong>. I\u2019ve never done this kind of thing before. Guess there’s a first time for everything, eh? But if we’re talking first times, I’d prefer something sexier.
Waaah.
Goodnight.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/p>\n