{"id":1708,"date":"2005-11-05T03:28:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-05T03:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elitemporaryblog.wordpress.com\/2005\/11\/05\/a-handy-life-strategy-dinner-included"},"modified":"2015-09-24T03:54:13","modified_gmt":"2015-09-24T03:54:13","slug":"a-handy-life-strategy-dinner-included","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orangette.net\/2005\/11\/a-handy-life-strategy-dinner-included\/","title":{"rendered":"A handy life strategy, dinner included"},"content":{"rendered":"
A few devoted readers may remember when, about eight months ago, in a post<\/a> involving Spandex, my mother, erogenous zones, and whole wheat bread, I mentioned a woman named Sherry, an aerobics instructor for whom I once harbored a short-lived but memorable fascination. I was only five or six, too young to stay at home alone while my mother took her aerobics classes, but old enough to keep myself entertained in the back room of the gym\u2014and to do some serious thinking about my life.<\/p>\n Sherry was the nicest, prettiest, and most approachable of the instructors. She had a soft, crinkly, playful voice, and her legwarmers always matched her elastic belt. Her shiny, dark brown hair was something straight out of a V05 Hot Oil<\/a> ad, and she was engaged to a man who, I believed, looked like Ken<\/a>. I was fascinated with Sherry. I wanted to be<\/span> Sherry. First, I reasoned, I would have to change my name, and then we would have to spend lots <\/em>of time together. This part would be very convenient, actually, because I had a plan. In the wilds of preschool, I had somehow come to believe that in order to get my driver\u2019s license, I would have to pass a test requiring me to take apart a car and put it back together. This being far too daunting, I decided that when my time came, I wouldn\u2019t bother with getting my license; instead, I\u2019d get Sherry to drive me everywhere, and that way, we\u2019d be together. So it was that I devised a handy life strategy: if being an adult looks too hard, I\u2019ll just get a pretty lady to do it for me<\/strong>.<\/p>\n Today, two decades later, the inner workings of automobiles remain a mystery to me, but I do have a driver\u2019s license and, happily, my given name. I must admit, though, that when adulthood\u2014work, laundry, and staying awake on the bus, plus clothing, bathing, and feeding myself\u2014starts to look grim, I still start looking for the pretty lady. And that, dear reader, is how I came to own a Nigella Lawson cookbook<\/strong>.<\/p>\n Had Nigella been around when I was a pre-pre-adolescent, smiling down reassuringly from the cookbook shelf, I would surely have been spellbound. And if someone had warned me that as an adult, I\u2019d have to cook and feed myself three times a day, my answer would have been easy: I\u2019ll let Nigella do it for me. Sure, she may be a tad obvious<\/a>, what with all that coy finger-licking and cleavage, but when being a grown-up gets me down, she is the Sherry of my kitchen. Though she can\u2019t actually pack my lunch or dish out my dinners, at least she can tell me what to eat and how to cook it<\/strong>. Her look may be more merry-widow Bed Head<\/a> than V05, but her style is warm, inviting, and sensible; her food is easy-peasy approachable; and to cap it off, her recipes work<\/em>\u2014and beautifully too.<\/p>\n I have gladly slurped her simple pea soup<\/a>; I\u2019ve topped dozens of oatmeal cookies\u2014not to mention some fingers\u2014with her brown-butter frosting<\/a>; and I\u2019ve nearly forgotten all social graces before a slice of her <\/strong>chocolate banana cake<\/strong><\/a>, which no one should ever, ever<\/em>, be asked to share. I even trust her with granola<\/strong>\u2014a momentous declaration indeed, given that my breakfast is a ritual of the highest order<\/a>. For years, I started my mornings with one granola\u2014and one I still love dearly\u2014but recently I\u2019ve been cheating with Andy\u2019s Fairfield granola from Feast<\/em>. Nigella told me to. And when the dim, damp, doggedly tiring days of fall have left me with little enthusiasm for the kitchen, I\u2019ve settled into the couch with one of her cookbooks and emerged refreshed, with a pair of chopsticks and a plate of her red seasonal salad.<\/p>\n<\/a>
Now, if only there were a pretty lady to do the dishes.<\/p>\n