{"id":1681,"date":"2006-03-01T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-01T00:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elitemporaryblog.wordpress.com\/2006\/03\/01\/a-public-display-of-chickpeas"},"modified":"2016-01-09T15:26:39","modified_gmt":"2016-01-09T20:26:39","slug":"a-public-display-of-chickpeas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orangette.net\/2006\/03\/a-public-display-of-chickpeas\/","title":{"rendered":"A public display of chickpeas"},"content":{"rendered":"
Under normal circumstances, I try to play it cool. Sure, there\u2019s this guy named Brandon<\/a>, and I think he\u2019s pretty dreamy and stuff, but most of the time, I try to keep my swooning behind the scenes. Few people look fondly upon public displays of affection\u2014on the Internet or otherwise\u2014and far be it for me, dear reader, to risk spoiling your appetite. But then this guy named Brandon came to town, and one afternoon, he bought me a quarter-pound of culatello<\/a>.\u00a0Nothing makes a girl feel prone to public gloating like a present of cured pork from a very handsome vegetarian. And should he then, over the span of ten short days, churn from her kitchen a batch of whole-wheat pita, a bowl of silky-smooth hummus, a vat of fiery hot sauce, ten crisp and custardy cannel\u00e9s, two lunches\u2019 worth of green papaya salad, rocky road candy with homemade marshmallows, a quart of milk chocolate ice cream with cocoa nibs, a tart and tangy cilantro chutney, a softly sweet tamarind sauce, and the finest chana masala to ever flirt with her lips, she\u2019s bound to start dishing\u2014about the chickpeas, at least.<\/p>\n