{"id":1017,"date":"2009-02-25T02:46:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-25T02:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elitemporaryblog.wordpress.com\/2009\/02\/25\/now-you-know"},"modified":"2017-06-28T20:54:16","modified_gmt":"2017-06-29T00:54:16","slug":"now-you-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orangette.net\/2009\/02\/now-you-know\/","title":{"rendered":"Now you know"},"content":{"rendered":"
I have a confession to make. It probably seems like I live and breathe to cook, right? It probably seems like I never get tired of stirring and whisking and chopping, like I go to sleep at night spooning the refrigerator and wake up each morning to find a skillet under my pillow and a rainbow arcing gently, benevolently, over the stove. But the truth is, there are many days when I would rather do anything than cook. ANYTHING. Like, hit-myself-over-the-head-with-the-aforementioned-skillet anything. Anything.<\/p>\n
Lately, I\u2019ve been having a lot of those days. At first, I thought it was because of my recent run of bad recipes<\/a>. It\u2019s hard to feel terribly excited about spending time in the kitchen after you\u2019ve botched a number of meals in a row. Remember that Great White song, \u201cOnce Bitten, Twice Shy<\/a>?\u201d I sort of feel like that. I am also so overdue for a haircut that I\u2019m starting to look like the lead singer in that video. This can\u2019t lead anywhere good, I fear, especially because I don\u2019t have a pair of leather chaps<\/a> to complete the look.<\/p>\n But really, I think my problem is even bigger than that. I think my problem is peanut butter. I lose all motivation when there is a jar of peanut butter around. Given an adequate supply of sandwich bread, I will eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches indefinitely, to the near-complete exclusion of other foods. I might bake something sweet now and then – the occasional cookie or cake, maybe – but otherwise, it\u2019s all peanut butter, all the time. I know this because it\u2019s what my life has been like for approximately a month. I am a sick, sick woman. Now you know.<\/p>\n