radishes – Orangette https://orangette.net Fri, 25 Dec 2015 04:00:04 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.2.2 Have your way https://orangette.net/2011/04/have-your-way/ https://orangette.net/2011/04/have-your-way/#comments Thu, 07 Apr 2011 05:33:00 +0000 https://elitemporaryblog.wordpress.com/2011/04/07/have-your-way Quick! It’s almost Thursday, but if you act fast, you can still have a Week to Remember: Step 1: On your day off, clean the apartment you just moved out of. Don’t forget to grab that last load of laundry from the dryer, the way I almost did. And when you sweep the basement, be sure to accidentally dump the entire contents of the dust pan into the bag of clean laundry from the dryer, the way Brandon did. Step 2: Go back to your new home. Feel both triumphant and defeated. Take a shower. Apply a bathrobe. Drink two glasses of cheap prosecco with Campari and a squeeze of orange. Now: try to make it to the dinner table…

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